They Didn’t Know
Well, I hope you’re all happy as pigs in shit. Balloon Boy’s parents are going to jail, and it’s all because you fuckfaces would not believe the most logical explanation:
They thought he was in the balloon.
Whatever, it doesn’t really matter all that much. If I know Bill and Rhonda like I think I do, this adversity will only strengthen their resolve to make the truth be known. Meanwhile, little Falcon’s plan worked to perfection – get the parents out of the way so that he can go hide in the barn again and scare us all half to death. If kids today would just stop and smell the roses, they would realize that without parents they wouldn’t have the milk or clothing to survive in this world.
Once Balloon Boy’s parents get out of jail, I imagine that they will go to great measures to make sure Falcon stops acting out. Once a child is able to manipulate their parents in such a manner, it isn’t long before they’re tricking firemen to drive out to their house for no good reason. We can only hope for the best.
