I had a dream last night that I was standing and shouting at a table full of random people, and I said to them "I can tell you this much, I will NOT be your laughing stock. And if someone so much as winks at me from now on, I will crush your fucking skull with a laundry basket." I began to walk away, then pointed to the far end of the table and said, "Well, maybe not those two guys, they're really big." I exited the room to uproarious laughter.