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You see, C.B. was a compulsive liar, and I don't mean the type of "liar" that describes all kids in second grade. This kid was creatively insane. He told everyone these outrageous, often times supernatural stories that were in no way close to believable. A story he told once seemed plausible, it involved a GI Joe guy doing a flip on a hang glider. I offered out of sympathy that I believed him. He then blew it by telling me that I was there when it happened.
I only remember one other story he told - the story of his steel hand (see above). You see, some (presumably) mad scientist (or something) made him a steel hand to wear. He then said that his grandpa was buried in "_____ Mill(?) Graveyard." I can't remember exactly what the name of the graveyard was, but it was scary and creative. For the purposes of this song, I called it "Blatback Mill Graveyard," which is a reference to a song by our friend, the legendary Weird Paul. He then claimed that one night he went to the graveyard, and he cracked his grandpa's grave with his steel hand. Not sure why he chose to do that, but I've always just assumed he knew what he was doing.
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When I was in 8th grade, I used to listen to hip-hop music and imagine that I was in a successful rap group called "Tender & Juicy" with this other guy from school, who was one of two black kids that were in my grade. I was "Tender," and he was "Juicy."
I would listen to whoever was rapping (usually LL Cool J), pretend it was the guy from school and I rapping instead, and divide up the rapping duties evenly in my mind. Got it?
These fantasies especially came in handy during long car rides, often times on family trips. The LL Cool J album I most often used during these times was Walking With a Panther. I'd sit quietly in the back seat of the car with my headphones and cheap-o cassette player, and drift off into Tender & Juicy-land. I, Tender, was the undisputed leader of the group. Juicy didn't do bad either.
There was a duet on the WWAP album called "Two Different Worlds." I used to image me singing/rapping the LL Cool J part, while the girl singing on the song was a girl from my church who I had a crush on. I used to think how we too, were from two different worlds. I even had a music video pictured, complete with a split-screen where our pictures would fade in and out while we sang.
It wasn't just limited to LL Cool J, though. I also used Kris Kross's Totally Krossed Out. There were no duets with girls though, just sometimes Jermaine Dupri.
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So remember (see below) that I told you my turn to provide a music playlist at work was coming up? Well, here's how it went: I'm just going to copy and paste my retelling of the story from my post on the notorious Pop Punk Message Bored.
So at my place of work, every employee was recently asked to bring in a playlist of "their" music to listen to while we all worked as a group. My turn came today, and it was mostly punk, sprinkled with some hip-hop and other assorted goodness. I started off with some hardcore stuff (Suicidal Tendencies, Adolescents, Bad Brains, DRI, Dead Kennedys) just to playfully irritate them, but it made them turn against me. They hated everything I played, even the more mainstream stuff they already admitted they liked on previous days. It was an amazingly horrific 7 hours.
When I told this 26-year old that I thought Wesley Willis was more honest and genuine than someone like Bruno Mars, he asked me "Oh yeah, well how many Grammys has Wesley Willis won?"
You forget sometimes, ya know? Think twice before you offer your music to the squares. Ow, My Freakin’ Ears!
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If you had been attention, you'd know that we've been sitting on an exciting announcement to make. But since you weren't, we have an exciting announcement to make! And here it is, in this next paragraph.
Starting in 2012, The Electric Grandmother will have a monthly residency at the Dynasty, right here in our new home of Washington DC. That's right, on the first Saturday of every month, we will be performing/hosting bands at the Dynasty. As you know, we had a blast last Friday (12/2) performing at the Dynasty, and are excited to commit to a long term relationship. The contracts are signed, the t's crossed, the i's dotted, and the u's created.
We already have commitments from some out of towners and locals to play some of the dates. If you or your musical combo are interested in joining us, hit me up at pete (at) electricgrandmother (dot) com. Sugar in return is encouraged, if ya know what I mean. Ya know, "sugar." Get it?
Since you don't get it: If your band from Wilmington, Delaware wants to play with us here in DC, consider offering us a gig in Wilmington. That'd be nice!
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Our friend and tyrannical label-head Dave Mansbach emailed us some interview questions, which we promptly answered! Check out the full interview here at the newly revamped Infinite Number of Sounds Recording Company website.
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After getting off of a subway in Virginia, we were greeted by a bouncy girl wearing a kitty ear headband who advised us we could get wine for the trip, because there was going to be a lot of "down time" at the farm. We bought a $5 bottle of Pinot Grigio at a Rite-Aid, along with some snacks for the road. We were greeted by several more happy youths who directed us to Bus #2, and we were off. Shortly into the bus ride, it became apparent to both of us that the young and exuberant Living Social staff was not just there as guides, but rather tour guides of in-your-face fun. They yelled event rules and suggestions over a loudspeaker, passed out candy, and asked us to participate in a Scariest Halloween Name contest. This woman seated next to us, who seemed to be enjoying herself a bit too much, offered loudly, "Damien! Chucky!," to which the staff cheerfully reminded us that we should feel free come up with our own scary names as well. Somebody shouted "Sarah Palin!" from the back (hardy har har), and they won the contest by a vote of applause.
The hour and fifteen minute bus ride to West Virginia felt like an hour and forty-five minutes, but we eventually got to the farm. More yelling came over the loudspeaker from the staff, advising us about our assigned numbered group. We then proceeded to the pumpkin pick area, where the pumpkins had already been pre-picked for our convenience, and scattered haphazardly across a grassy field.

After we picked out our pumpkins, we headed over to some picnic tables to decorate them. Here's how they ended up looking, you can easily guess which one is whose.
Also, we stole that piece of corn.
We met a friendly couple while sitting at our picnic table who also had similar expectations to ours. They also thought it would be a fun date-type outing, and not so much a day camp where you could easily beat the crap out of the obnoxious, younger counselors. Some time during the midst of our conversation with them, I looked around and saw that we were the only table not eating food. We walked over to where they were dishing out dinner, and proceeded to get our plates of baked bread, weird salad, cold pumpkin soup, and peanut butter cookie. After downing the food in less than five minutes, we busted open our bottle of Pinot. We initially told the couple that they could share with us, but then conveniently forgot to offer any before we downed it ourselves.
After "dinner," we sauntered over to a camp fire where people were making s'mores. Most people seemed to be way too into it, and we figured that a lot of them probably had never been to the woods before. We were to be called to go on our haunted house/hayride/corn maze adventure by group, so Mary Alice and decided to head over to the pirate ship (yes, pirate ship) over back by the picnic tables. (See the "King of the World" below):
We must have stayed at the ship a bit too long, because by the time we went back to the camp fire, our group had already been called. We rushed over to our first stop, the Haunted House. We were greeted by the head of the farm, a man in all orange who had obviously been drinking.
We entered the haunted house which shrouded in complete darkness. I had my hand on Mary Alice's hood, but then lost it. It seemed like a maze of walls, and it was just pissing me off as opposed to scaring me. We then had to squeeze through these fabric-covered tunnels, while someone was banging on a wall. I kept on until I saw light, and Mary Alice holding open a curtain for me to exit. I was ready for the next part of the house, but then realized there wasn't any, and we were now outside. The whole thing maybe took 90 seconds.
We waited a while for the Haunted Hayride, because they seemed to be running behind schedule. When a tractor pulling a wagon finally drove up to retrieve us, there was a Living Social employee wearing a cowboy hat who kept hootin' and hollerin', and there was another wearing one of those Rastafarian dreadlock hats. There was also an employee of the farm (who we saw being scolded earlier by the orange guy) who was just standing around holding a Star Wars Lightsaber.
Shortly into the ride, some guys in masks started jumping on the side of the wagon, screaming at us and what not. Then after a couple minutes in, the tractor stalled, or "stalled" as we originally thought. But it wasn't part of the presentation. We got out and walked while the driver struggled to get the engine going again. He eventually did, and almost ran us over passing us on the ride trail. We were told to get back on the wagon, and while I was climbing up the wagon steps, some guy in a mask came out and scared the shit out of the girls behind me. They began shoving me and rammed my knee into the stairs. I stumbled in pain over to where Mary Alice was sitting, and made a snide remark about the waivers we were made to sign ahead of time.
After the hayride, we entered the Corn Maze, which was easily the best part of the whole adventure. It was legitimately scary, complete with dudes in zebra masks (?) and devil masks jumping out at you. Plus it was a dark and difficult trek, and we went in circles trying to find our way around.
Eventually we gave up trying to find the exit, so we just left the way we came in. While trying to exit, some dude in a devil mask scared the shit out of Mary Alice, and she yelled in his face, "Screw you, dude! We're just trying to get out of here!" When we got back to the beginning of the maze, the guy in the cowboy hat was there, and he said, "They're leaving the wrong way, Yee-haw!," or something to that effect.
Mercifully, we got on our bus to leave, but were delayed 15 minutes because they couldn't get this one idiot out of the maze. We listened to Halloween music, combined with hipster rock and contemporary pop all the way back to Virginia. When getting off the bus, I refused eye contact with the Living Social employees (which no doubt certainly showed them). We went home, and got drunk while watching an episode of Mystery Science Theater, which Mary Alice suggested to cheer me up.
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For a short time after this incident, I gave away my GPK cards during random moments. I would sanction races in our school's gymnasium between boys, and the winners would get a card. I remember told a boy I would give him a card if he jumped six times in five seconds, but he angrily said "I can't do that!" That's pretty much my last memory of the whole thing. I think I gave/threw away the rest. It's too bad, because that 1st Series is apparently pretty valuable, and not so much "peanuts.".
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I guess there's no moral to the story, except for "You shouldn't live in fear." But you can't tell that to a kid middle school. Just think of it as part of the ingredients that got mixed to create the me as you know it today. I often wish I could have had another chance to do the baseball thing again the right way, Modafinil online cod, knowing what I know now about not being afraid.
Eh, what can ya do? Enjoy the game, everyone.
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