Balloon Boy’s Mom Sides With Balloon Boy
In a strange twist, Balloon Boy’s mom has decided to side against her husband with Balloon Boy, which is pretty bizarre. It’s difficult to wrap your head around why someone would admit to perpetrating a so-called hoax, when it it was simply a matter of a child misbehaving. In other words, Balloon Boy’s mom has officially taken the blame instead of having Balloon Boy be held accountable for his actions.
Well, fuck Balloon Boy extra now. This poor woman, the same person who forced Balloon Boy’s ungrateful demon head through her birth canal, is now being sold down the river by that six-year old sack of shit.
Say goodbye to your home (pictured below), Balloon Boy. Say goodbye to the warmth of your black sweatshirt (also below). Most importantly, say goodbye to the barn you decided to hide in (not pictured). Good night, Irene. Burn the flag.
