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Download the Entire EG Catalog for free from the Infinite Number of Sounds Recording Company
“His most digestible sugar rush…kitsch, goofy cultural commentary, and juvenilia.”
- Columbus Alive Magazine
Download “Listening Party” for FREE!
Listening Party (2010):
Listening Party
My Neighbors
Purple Shit
Dinosaurs
England-Man American
She’s Trouble!
A Man Called ZZ Top
Piece of Poo
New Coke Rap
September 15, 1987
Ukraine Sexy Girls
Bob and Richie Go to Mexico
Guyliner
The Alexvanderpoolera!
"I fucking love it" - KRAMER, founder of Shimmy-Disc/Second-Shimmy Records
Download “The Stenographer” for FREE!
The Stenographer (2007):
Wow
The Blossoming
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Wife Girly
The Day I Pretended to Watch Airwolf
Mount St. Helens, 1980
Carol’s Revenge
Medicated Days
Dragnet ‘87
Miami is Nice
Reveal
They Shouldn’t Mess With Me
The Stenographer
The Cushion Lounge
Download “The Stenographer” deluxe edition with 8 bonus tracks for $7!
Bonus tracks:
The Housekeeper
Juice
Alex Trebek
The Jesus Inside the Closet
Ghost Dad (Version 2)
My Baby Put My Heart Up For Sale (Fat Girls By the Snack Table)
Fast Fashion (Infinite Number of Sounds)
What Year Are We In?
“Moronic…Sophomoric…The sound of one man amusing himself.”
- Columbus Alive Magazine
Download “Pee Sells…But Who’s Buying?” for FREE!
Pee Sells…But Who’s Buying? (2005):
I Was a Teenage Theo
Here Comes the Urkel
Small Wonder (Popular By Demand)
96
Murphy Brown’s in Your Town
Car Phone
Depend on Balki
Mind(e) Violins(ce)
Hangin’ Out With Mr. Cooper Sucks
Big Chuck and Lil’ John
It’s About How it Blows
Amen, Amen (The Pinheads)
Max Battimo is Kind of Old
Doogie’s Lost Youth
You Have Seen Inside of This Room
Real Reds
Big John (John II)
Rachel’s Place
My Best Friend
Out the Window
Letting Go of the Fresh Prince
J and J
Rain Down With the Thunder
Watching the Cosby Show
Skippy’s Date With Dentistry
Yo, Pee Pee Man!
Summer Circus
Uncle Phil is Sleeping
Yo, Hot Wheels! / Hey, Uncle Zeke!
Skagirl
Bob Saget Marches On
They Don’t Call You
Download “Sin City Sex Mix” for FREE!
Sin City Sex Mix (2004):
Penny in My Hand (Miss Rogers’ 1st Grade Music Class)
Really Low
Say Hello
The First Day of Christmas
Married
Jagged Sky
Article
Rode Around
I Just Visited
I Make Songs For You to Dance to
Trem To
We Didn’t Have to Get Married
Don’t Change on Me
Etch and Cut
Milkshake (Kelis)
Inside
I’m Insane, Ben’s to Blame, Growing Pains
City Destroyed
The Knifing
Tom’s Girl
Trial by Wheatfield
Uncle Jesse Married Becky (Fuck Populi)
Handwriting
No Patriarchy
Bye
hidden/unlisted
Dickalis (2003):
Dickalis
Blow Show
Eric Trip
Dance Party
Don’t Burn the Oil Fields
Elbows on a Large Car
96 Summers
George Peppard
Diseases of the Trees
Police Academy
Scramble
Ride on His Bike
Real Freedom Easily Done
Attack of the Tired Robots
I Wanna Be Stiv Bators
Japanese Watercolor (The Residents)
Carnage in the Window
Light Glows
Zorba
The Tired Robots Ride the Space Coaster
RAS
My Thing
Larry Hoot Hall
She-Sunshine-Me
Theo Cosby
California High School
Morning City Traffic
The Earth Was Created 18 Days Ago
Marty Party
Design (Revisited)
Song for the Cohort
Sean
I Met Her at the Rat (The Queers)
Derail
Download “My Imaginary Audience” for FREE!
My Imaginary Audience (2003):
Hi Everyone! / The Sipowicz Test
Ride Your Tricycle
John
Ron Johnson
The Final Countdown (Europe)
Michael Jackson Falls
Fright You
Danny Tanner Had a Wife (Revisited)
Brown Motel
Aluminum Sighting
Sometimes (Nice)
Makin’ Out With Richie Cunningham
Diet Lips
Four Mye Friens
Broke Inn
I Always Go Back To It
Sneak
Doctor Dare
Urkel on Airplane
Hurry Back
Spaceman
Tree Head
Sick Little Boy in Scotland
Where This Is
Sick-El!
Screech Visits the High Geek
Surf Neptune
Joe Strummer
unlisted/hidden
*Bold Type = Revisited Song/Cover/Hidden Track/Not part of the song title
